anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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capfalc:

"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"

"Only when we have guests over…"

Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.

IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.

natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.

"I’ve never heard of ‘shipping’ before." [x]

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[allexuz]

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

cramp:

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

"basically cats"