running-like-hell:

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

I’m surprised I haven’t punched more people in the face

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

The Walking Dead cast - season 4 wrap

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

Now your life’s no longer empty
 Surely heaven waits for you” {x}

motherfuckingoakenshield:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner

darecrow:

baconjetswasyes:

Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.

"to go go the bathroom"

coakain:

magconsmut:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

This makes me worry about people

I agree

"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GRADUATING IN A FEW WEEKS?"

howdoiputthisgently: